Give Me Celebs Porn

You knew it was just a matter of time before Celeb Defamer got a-hold of a sedate Julia Roberts head shot and superimposed it on a rockin’ naked bod. It’s almost par for the course because this gorgeous MILF played a hooker and was very convincing at it in Pretty Woman…even if there was no scene of her totally going in the nuddy-pants. At any rate, here she is looking almost whimisical, and with a tight bod that doesn’t look as if it carried babies, much less a pair of twins. She’s been voted Most Beautiful by a couple of mags now, and we can see why. She may age, but she does it so fuckin’ beautifully.

They say when her topless and shaved-slit photos first came out, Vanessa Hudgens was merely taking cellphone pics of herself for her new boyfriend Zac Efron. Aww, young love, sweet love.

But even Banned Celebs is wondering how come more and more of these camwhoring self-shots seem to be leaking out, when Ms Hudgens’ career doesn’t even need the extra sex scandal boost in manner of has-been Hollywood stars we shall not name? Hmm. Maybe because self-shots, whether they’re of gorgeous celebs or not, are fast becoming a hot commodity? If that’s the case and you yourself are hankering for a bit of camwhoring, then you might want to check out the babes in this girlfriend self-shot blog.

…clue: she’s been an “ambitious blonde” for decades now, and no longer has to pose nude and display her hairy rude bits for a bit of cash because she’s practically rolling in the stuff (cash, not hair).

She also is quite the material girl and keeps asking if you know what it feels like for a girl. What “it” is, you can probably guess by the way she’s got her legs spread wide open.

She also will not say sorry because it’s human nature to talk about sex, and to go deeper and deeper the further she goes.

What can we say about this Banned Celeb photo except, true blue, baby we love you…retro Madonna with the hairy armpits and beaver!