Posts Tagged ‘cum shot’

Schlong Sauce For Jessica

Wednesday, December 2nd, 2009

The fact that Jessica Alba doesn’t need to do anything too wild or outlandish to be able to get the label “sexy” has perhaps made her such a natural for altered photos of the porny kind, such as in this Celeb Defamer facial shot. Her naughty expression only adds overall authentic points to the slimy image, really. It’s like Ms Alba wants nothing more than for her pretty face to be glazed like a Krispy Kreme classic donut, after bobbing on a boner and getting it up her famous keek, of course. Any other interpretations you can make of this fake pic, I’m sure you’d want to keep to your pervy self. Heh.

Sometimes, Paris Hilton Really Sucks.

Friday, August 29th, 2008

We all know this blonde hotel heiress will try anything once, even being a DIY porn star with a seeming penchant for pearl necklaces. Paris Hilton regales us with her cucumber-sucking prowess in these stills from a home made video with a lucky fuck buddy. Just goes to show even the most moneyed folks can have a horny streak a mile wide just like the rest of us common Joes and Janes, doesn’t it? Paris goes full-on hardcore here, and you can bet this ain’t the last we’ll see of her perky nipples and shaved coochie! How predictable. But how nice, all the same. Haul ass over to BannedCelebs com to see more, more, more of the ubiquitously horny Ms Hilton!


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