Give Me Celebs Porn

You knew it was just a matter of time before Celeb Defamer got a-hold of a sedate Julia Roberts head shot and superimposed it on a rockin’ naked bod. It’s almost par for the course because this gorgeous MILF played a hooker and was very convincing at it in Pretty Woman…even if there was no scene of her totally going in the nuddy-pants. At any rate, here she is looking almost whimisical, and with a tight bod that doesn’t look as if it carried babies, much less a pair of twins. She’s been voted Most Beautiful by a couple of mags now, and we can see why. She may age, but she does it so fuckin’ beautifully.

They say when her topless and shaved-slit photos first came out, Vanessa Hudgens was merely taking cellphone pics of herself for her new boyfriend Zac Efron. Aww, young love, sweet love.

But even Banned Celebs is wondering how come more and more of these camwhoring self-shots seem to be leaking out, when Ms Hudgens’ career doesn’t even need the extra sex scandal boost in manner of has-been Hollywood stars we shall not name? Hmm. Maybe because self-shots, whether they’re of gorgeous celebs or not, are fast becoming a hot commodity? If that’s the case and you yourself are hankering for a bit of camwhoring, then you might want to check out the babes in this girlfriend self-shot blog.

…clue: she’s been an “ambitious blonde” for decades now, and no longer has to pose nude and display her hairy rude bits for a bit of cash because she’s practically rolling in the stuff (cash, not hair).

She also is quite the material girl and keeps asking if you know what it feels like for a girl. What “it” is, you can probably guess by the way she’s got her legs spread wide open.

She also will not say sorry because it’s human nature to talk about sex, and to go deeper and deeper the further she goes.

What can we say about this Banned Celeb photo except, true blue, baby we love you…retro Madonna with the hairy armpits and beaver!

Miley Cyrus shot to stardom is a very good example of pure, dumb Hollywood luck. She doesn’t have a great set of pipes, doesn’t look as stunning as other teenyboppers born with better genes, and doesn’t have any other trait that can make her stand out, and yet…

Oh, we get it, and so does Banned Celebs: she’s a certified camwhore! And everyone loves a camwhore, amateur or otherwise. The way Hannah Montana uses her cam to get the most flattering angles of herself, ought to come with a license. I mean, it’s one thing to shoot yourself buck naked in manner of Vanessa Hudgens, and another to give us bird’s, worm’s, and other critters’ eye views of a puckered up, blossoming bosom on an otherwise ordinary girl. Ah well, celebs do make copy, I guess.

Apparently, Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta AKA Lady Gaga has something to be all po-po-po-poker-faced about. She likes pussy! And yes, the paparazzi had a field day capturing the tender twat moment pictured below, between Lady Gaga and a friend:

This petite dynamo has shocked and put fans and non-fans alike with her performance and offbeat personality, but a peek into her Sapphic shenanigans is something Banned Celebs is only too-wiiling to provide all of us. So what if she likes eating tuna for lunch? It’s her life. In her own words to her hit song Paparazzi:

“Not sure what it means but this photo of us

It don’t have a price, ready for those flashing lights”.

Touche.