Give Me Celebs Porn

…clue: she’s been an “ambitious blonde” for decades now, and no longer has to pose nude and display her hairy rude bits for a bit of cash because she’s practically rolling in the stuff (cash, not hair).

She also is quite the material girl and keeps asking if you know what it feels like for a girl. What “it” is, you can probably guess by the way she’s got her legs spread wide open.

She also will not say sorry because it’s human nature to talk about sex, and to go deeper and deeper the further she goes.

What can we say about this Banned Celeb photo except, true blue, baby we love you…retro Madonna with the hairy armpits and beaver!

Miley Cyrus shot to stardom is a very good example of pure, dumb Hollywood luck. She doesn’t have a great set of pipes, doesn’t look as stunning as other teenyboppers born with better genes, and doesn’t have any other trait that can make her stand out, and yet…

Oh, we get it, and so does Banned Celebs: she’s a certified camwhore! And everyone loves a camwhore, amateur or otherwise. The way Hannah Montana uses her cam to get the most flattering angles of herself, ought to come with a license. I mean, it’s one thing to shoot yourself buck naked in manner of Vanessa Hudgens, and another to give us bird’s, worm’s, and other critters’ eye views of a puckered up, blossoming bosom on an otherwise ordinary girl. Ah well, celebs do make copy, I guess.