Give Me Celebs Porn

You knew it was just a matter of time before Celeb Defamer got a-hold of a sedate Julia Roberts head shot and superimposed it on a rockin’ naked bod. It’s almost par for the course because this gorgeous MILF played a hooker and was very convincing at it in Pretty Woman…even if there was no scene of her totally going in the nuddy-pants. At any rate, here she is looking almost whimisical, and with a tight bod that doesn’t look as if it carried babies, much less a pair of twins. She’s been voted Most Beautiful by a couple of mags now, and we can see why. She may age, but she does it so fuckin’ beautifully.

They say when her topless and shaved-slit photos first came out, Vanessa Hudgens was merely taking cellphone pics of herself for her new boyfriend Zac Efron. Aww, young love, sweet love.

But even Banned Celebs is wondering how come more and more of these camwhoring self-shots seem to be leaking out, when Ms Hudgens’ career doesn’t even need the extra sex scandal boost in manner of has-been Hollywood stars we shall not name? Hmm. Maybe because self-shots, whether they’re of gorgeous celebs or not, are fast becoming a hot commodity? If that’s the case and you yourself are hankering for a bit of camwhoring, then you might want to check out the babes in this girlfriend self-shot blog.

…clue: she’s been an “ambitious blonde” for decades now, and no longer has to pose nude and display her hairy rude bits for a bit of cash because she’s practically rolling in the stuff (cash, not hair).

She also is quite the material girl and keeps asking if you know what it feels like for a girl. What “it” is, you can probably guess by the way she’s got her legs spread wide open.

She also will not say sorry because it’s human nature to talk about sex, and to go deeper and deeper the further she goes.

What can we say about this Banned Celeb photo except, true blue, baby we love you…retro Madonna with the hairy armpits and beaver!

Miley Cyrus shot to stardom is a very good example of pure, dumb Hollywood luck. She doesn’t have a great set of pipes, doesn’t look as stunning as other teenyboppers born with better genes, and doesn’t have any other trait that can make her stand out, and yet…

Oh, we get it, and so does Banned Celebs: she’s a certified camwhore! And everyone loves a camwhore, amateur or otherwise. The way Hannah Montana uses her cam to get the most flattering angles of herself, ought to come with a license. I mean, it’s one thing to shoot yourself buck naked in manner of Vanessa Hudgens, and another to give us bird’s, worm’s, and other critters’ eye views of a puckered up, blossoming bosom on an otherwise ordinary girl. Ah well, celebs do make copy, I guess.

Apparently, Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta AKA Lady Gaga has something to be all po-po-po-poker-faced about. She likes pussy! And yes, the paparazzi had a field day capturing the tender twat moment pictured below, between Lady Gaga and a friend:

This petite dynamo has shocked and put fans and non-fans alike with her performance and offbeat personality, but a peek into her Sapphic shenanigans is something Banned Celebs is only too-wiiling to provide all of us. So what if she likes eating tuna for lunch? It’s her life. In her own words to her hit song Paparazzi:

“Not sure what it means but this photo of us

It don’t have a price, ready for those flashing lights”.

Touche.

The fact that Jessica Alba doesn’t need to do anything too wild or outlandish to be able to get the label “sexy” has perhaps made her such a natural for altered photos of the porny kind, such as in this Celeb Defamer facial shot. Her naughty expression only adds overall authentic points to the slimy image, really. It’s like Ms Alba wants nothing more than for her pretty face to be glazed like a Krispy Kreme classic donut, after bobbing on a boner and getting it up her famous keek, of course. Any other interpretations you can make of this fake pic, I’m sure you’d want to keep to your pervy self. Heh.

What does it mean for a girl from the Bronx who grew up with hand-me-downs from her older siblings, to finally come into her own and be such a successful pop star? Nothing, really, if you’re not as well-endowed as Jennifer Lopez, with her outsized ass-ets and smoldering Latina good looks. Hopping from one failed relationship and marriage to another, this curvaceous Latina seems to have finally settled down in the company of one skeletal Latino partner, and has mellowed considerably. She’s not hogging attention as much as she used to when she hooked up with that feckin’ Ben Affleck, anyway. Are babies gonna be threatening to ruin this sultry singer’s figure soon? Let’s find out in future BannedCelebs com updates. Meantime, let’s content ourselves with these fine upskirt photos of Ms Lopez, and fantasize about what lies beneath…

CelebDefamer com believes in the freedom of expression and the liberty to Photoshop public pictures at will. This is why the ex Mrs Federline is suddenly the subject of some pretty hardcore photos with her countenance atop pornstar bodies, doing the nasty for the cam and seeming to be all nonchalant about it. Sometimes it’s a bit off seeing Ms Spears face peering out at you wearing her paparazzi expression while getting fucked something nasty, but you gotta admit, it’s still great wank fodder. Especially since Brit-Brit herself isn’t averse to a litte nipple slip or a beaver flash every now and then. Or the occasional home made sex tape, come to that…

We can’t get enough of Britney Jane Spears even after she’s birthed two rugrats in quick succession simply because she’s such a redneck slut even without meaning to. In hindsight, all her seemingly naive songs when she was a teen like “Oops I Did It Again”, “Hit Me Baby One More Time”, and “I’m Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman” seem to be crawling with hormonal premonition that yes, she’s gonna do nasty things over and over again, and yes, she’s gonna hit us with so many nipple slips and beaver shots that we’d be almost sick of them!

But are we really sick of them? I don’t think so!

Katherine Heigl’s gone a long way from being a mere extra in television shows and teenybopper movies to being an Emmy-winning and Globe nominated actress for her performance in series like Roswell, Grey’s Anatomy, and 27 Dresses. This gorgeous and tall stunner has unorthodox ways of behaving for a Hollywood starlet. That includes taking off her top for the camera, and posing with her ample bosom always cupped demurely with one hand, but always with a sensual, smoldering stare for all her fans.

Over at BannedCelebs com, she’s got quite a selection of nude photos culled from movies, studios, and even paparazzi files. Naturally curvaceous and topped with a pretty face that’s not been marred by any plastic surgery, looking at Katherine Heigl is like harking back to the time of classic and timeless Hollywood stars who just have to bat their eyelashes to make the rest of us swoon and wonder if she’s born with it.

And though she has yet to get involved in a sex scandal (which we all wait with bated breath), Ms Heigl seems to breathe sex at times, with her goddess-like curves and with the ease with which she sheds clothes. Click on her images and see more of her allure for free.

We all know this blonde hotel heiress will try anything once, even being a DIY porn star with a seeming penchant for pearl necklaces. Paris Hilton regales us with her cucumber-sucking prowess in these stills from a home made video with a lucky fuck buddy. Just goes to show even the most moneyed folks can have a horny streak a mile wide just like the rest of us common Joes and Janes, doesn’t it? Paris goes full-on hardcore here, and you can bet this ain’t the last we’ll see of her perky nipples and shaved coochie! How predictable. But how nice, all the same. Haul ass over to BannedCelebs com to see more, more, more of the ubiquitously horny Ms Hilton!