Give Me Celebs Porn

Apparently, Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta AKA Lady Gaga has something to be all po-po-po-poker-faced about. She likes pussy! And yes, the paparazzi had a field day capturing the tender twat moment pictured below, between Lady Gaga and a friend:

This petite dynamo has shocked and put fans and non-fans alike with her performance and offbeat personality, but a peek into her Sapphic shenanigans is something Banned Celebs is only too-wiiling to provide all of us. So what if she likes eating tuna for lunch? It’s her life. In her own words to her hit song Paparazzi:

“Not sure what it means but this photo of us

It don’t have a price, ready for those flashing lights”.

Touche.

The fact that Jessica Alba doesn’t need to do anything too wild or outlandish to be able to get the label “sexy” has perhaps made her such a natural for altered photos of the porny kind, such as in this Celeb Defamer facial shot. Her naughty expression only adds overall authentic points to the slimy image, really. It’s like Ms Alba wants nothing more than for her pretty face to be glazed like a Krispy Kreme classic donut, after bobbing on a boner and getting it up her famous keek, of course. Any other interpretations you can make of this fake pic, I’m sure you’d want to keep to your pervy self. Heh.

They say when her topless and shaved-slit photos first came out, Vanessa Hudgens was merely taking cellphone pics of herself for her new boyfriend Zac Efron. Aww, young love, sweet love. But even Banned Celebs is wondering how come more and more of these camwhoring self-shots seem to be leaking out, when Ms Hudgens’ career doesn’t even need the extra sex scandal boost in manner of has-been Hollywood stars we shall not name? Hmm. Maybe because self-shots, whether they’re of gorgeous celebs or not, are fast becoming a hot commodity? If that’s the case and you yourself are hankering for a bit of camwhoring, then you might want to check out the babes in this girlfriend self-shot blog.

What does it mean for a girl from the Bronx who grew up with hand-me-downs from her older siblings, to finally come into her own and be such a successful pop star? Nothing, really, if you’re not as well-endowed as Jennifer Lopez, with her outsized ass-ets and smoldering Latina good looks. Hopping from one failed relationship and marriage to another, this curvaceous Latina seems to have finally settled down in the company of one skeletal Latino partner, and has mellowed considerably. She’s not hogging attention as much as she used to when she hooked up with that feckin’ Ben Affleck, anyway. Are babies gonna be threatening to ruin this sultry singer’s figure soon? Let’s find out in future BannedCelebs com updates. Meantime, let’s content ourselves with these fine upskirt photos of Ms Lopez, and fantasize about what lies beneath…

CelebDefamer com believes in the freedom of expression and the liberty to Photoshop public pictures at will. This is why the ex Mrs Federline is suddenly the subject of some pretty hardcore photos with her countenance atop pornstar bodies, doing the nasty for the cam and seeming to be all nonchalant about it. Sometimes it’s a bit off seeing Ms Spears face peering out at you wearing her paparazzi expression while getting fucked something nasty, but you gotta admit, it’s still great wank fodder. Especially since Brit-Brit herself isn’t averse to a litte nipple slip or a beaver flash every now and then. Or the occasional home made sex tape, come to that…

We can’t get enough of Britney Jane Spears even after she’s birthed two rugrats in quick succession simply because she’s such a redneck slut even without meaning to. In hindsight, all her seemingly naive songs when she was a teen like “Oops I Did It Again”, “Hit Me Baby One More Time”, and “I’m Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman” seem to be crawling with hormonal premonition that yes, she’s gonna do nasty things over and over again, and yes, she’s gonna hit us with so many nipple slips and beaver shots that we’d be almost sick of them!

But are we really sick of them? I don’t think so!

Katherine Heigl’s gone a long way from being a mere extra in television shows and teenybopper movies to being an Emmy-winning and Globe nominated actress for her performance in series like Roswell, Grey’s Anatomy, and 27 Dresses. This gorgeous and tall stunner has unorthodox ways of behaving for a Hollywood starlet. That includes taking off her top for the camera, and posing with her ample bosom always cupped demurely with one hand, but always with a sensual, smoldering stare for all her fans.

Over at BannedCelebs com, she’s got quite a selection of nude photos culled from movies, studios, and even paparazzi files. Naturally curvaceous and topped with a pretty face that’s not been marred by any plastic surgery, looking at Katherine Heigl is like harking back to the time of classic and timeless Hollywood stars who just have to bat their eyelashes to make the rest of us swoon and wonder if she’s born with it.

And though she has yet to get involved in a sex scandal (which we all wait with bated breath), Ms Heigl seems to breathe sex at times, with her goddess-like curves and with the ease with which she sheds clothes. Click on her images and see more of her allure for free.

We all know this blonde hotel heiress will try anything once, even being a DIY porn star with a seeming penchant for pearl necklaces. Paris Hilton regales us with her cucumber-sucking prowess in these stills from a home made video with a lucky fuck buddy. Just goes to show even the most moneyed folks can have a horny streak a mile wide just like the rest of us common Joes and Janes, doesn’t it? Paris goes full-on hardcore here, and you can bet this ain’t the last we’ll see of her perky nipples and shaved coochie! How predictable. But how nice, all the same. Haul ass over to BannedCelebs com to see more, more, more of the ubiquitously horny Ms Hilton!

Here’s one Desperate Housewife who’s desperately gotten her head cut and pasted on some nubile pornie’s bod. And then fucked in a desperate manner! CelebDefamer seems to have a sense of humor, I guess. Putting Eva Longoria’s surprised expression atop a very raunchy hardcore scene is nothing short of kneeslapping. And yet…it is strangely compelling in a horny way, isn’t it? You know that this Latina sizzles in her softcore scenes in that tv series, and you know she can be quite the firecracker in bed. All we need now are real photos and maybe a sex tape or two to come out to confirm what these fake photos have already provided as samplers…and we’re not even talking scripted shit like in that godawful TV series she stars in!